my balls smell like kfc
I FUCKING MISS BOBBY
I FUCKING MISS ELLEN
I FUCKING MISS GABRIEL
I FUCKING MISS MEG
I FUCKING MISS ADAM
I FUCKING MISS FUCKING SATAN
I FUCKING MISS EVERYONE OKAY
boys?
girls?
*ozzy osbourne voice* shARRon??
[rich white dad voice] golf
what… the fuck
[RICH WHITE DAD VOICE] GOLF
one person is born a year which means that right now there are 2013 people on Earth right now. Truly amazing.
uhm, there was 2006 people in my secondary school in 2011, that would mean everyone in the world except five went to my secondary school.. i think you might be wrong sir..
do i look like a liar?
i have a white t-shirt and some fabric markers
so
every single person that reblogs this, i will write your url on this shirt.
i mean it- i will write as many urls as i can possibly fit on this shirt and i will post pictures every so often to prove it
so go forth, reblog! this is exciting, and quasi terrifying, but regardless of the questionable url names that may or may not show up, i will wear this tumblr shirt proudly

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